Change at the top at long last comes to what forever has been and shall forever be the world’s best footballing beat! The latest installment of our comprehensive weekly recap column is pleased to accord top honors to newly crowned 2023/24 Bundesliga Champions Bayer 04 Leverkusen! Xabi Alonso’s Werkself – whom this column continues to contend are on their way to an undefeated season and a historic treble – obviously receive a draw-up in this special installment. We nevertheless wouldn’t dream of shirking our commitment to full coverage of all nine fixtures from the latest round of action. Bayern, Dortmund, Köln, Union Berlin, Wolfsburg, Bochum, and Heidenheim get their turns on the tactics boards this time as well. We’ve all the most salient talking points, all the most interesting trends, and plenty of our trademark irreverent fun with linguistics as well down below!